From the Desk of the Newly Appointed ‘Hair Innovation Liaison and Aroma Strategist’
From the Desk of the Newly Appointed ‘Legal Limbo Liaison and Emergency Whiskey Wrangler’
From the Desk of the Newly Appointed ‘Military Morale Manager and Golf Course Patriotism Consultant’
From the Desk of the Newly Appointed ‘Controversy Containment Officer and Emergency Vitamin C Distributor’
From the Desk of the Newly Appointed 'Sympathy Strategist and Misplaced Mascara Wrangler'
From the Desk of the Reluctantly Promoted ‘Intelligence Nominating Genius and Coffee Cart Coordinator’
From the Desk of the Newly Appointed 'Diplomatic Dial Tone Analyst and Snack Procurement Associate'
From the Desk of the Newly-Appointed ‘International Relations Icebreaker and Waffle Czar’
From the Desk of the “Junior Vice Chair of Lunar Logistics and Snack Management” (Recently reassigned after the popcorn machine was vetoed—again.)
From the Desk of the “Deputy Coordinator for Alien Outreach and MAGA Merchandising” (I’m also in charge of ordering extra tinfoil hats—strictly for campaign purposes.)
From the Desk of the “Official Voter Fraud Forensics Intern” (Though no one has explained what that means, and Rudy keeps calling me ‘Skippy.’)
From the Desk of the “Acting Assistant to the Regional Director of Galactic Branding” (Temporarily filling in for Jared while he’s busy Googling ‘How to Lead an Interplanetary Summit.’)
