Episode 4: The Supreme Scheme & Vice Presidential Dreams

The gilded conference room at Trump Tower—recently rebranded as the Supreme Victory Suite—was in full chaos mode.

Trump, flanked by his inner circle, was strategizing for his “inevitable” Supreme Court showdown while fielding a surprise proposal from none other than Elon Musk.

The Tesla titan, dialing in from what appeared to be the command deck of the Starship Enterprise, had just made a bold offer: “Donald, hear me out—I’ll make you the first president of Earth, but only if you make me Vice President of the World.”

A Galactic Offer

Trump, seated beneath a chandelier shaped like a Space Force logo, leaned into the screen, squinting at Musk. “Vice President of the World, huh? That’s big. Very big. But why stop there? Let’s talk planets. Mars loves me. Tremendous support on Mars. We could run the whole solar system.”

Musk, unfazed, adjusted his neural-link headband. “I like where your head’s at. But we start with Earth—Tesla’s still rolling out the Mars infrastructure.”

Trump nodded thoughtfully. “Fine. You’ll be my VP of the World. But I need you to tweet about the election fraud first. Something huge, like ‘ballots powered by windmills are a disaster.’”

“Done,” Musk replied, typing furiously. Seconds later, #WindmillFraud was trending worldwide.

The Supreme Legal Circus

Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani burst into the room, clutching a stack of crumpled legal briefs and a coffee cup labeled Objection Overruled.

“Mr. President, we’re ready to go to the Supreme Court!” Rudy declared, his tie slightly singed from an earlier run-in with a malfunctioning copier. “I’ve got the best arguments—brilliant stuff, airtight.”

“What are we arguing?” Trump asked, half-listening as he scrolled through Twitter to check Musk’s trending hashtags.

“That ballots made with recycled paper violate the Constitution,” Rudy said confidently. “Also, Hugo Chávez.”

“Love it. The judges will love it,” Trump said, waving a hand. “But make sure we mention that the election was rigged by 5G towers. People are talking about that.”

Sidney Powell chimed in from the corner, holding what looked like a treasure map. “I’ve got another theory,” she said. “It involves Venezuelan hackers, gluten-free cookies, and a secret cabal of pandas. It’s all connected.”

Eric Trump, eager to contribute, suggested, “What if we argue that the moon landing wasn’t real, so neither is this election?” The room fell silent, save for the faint hum of Jared Kushner’s deep, disappointed sigh.

The Elon-Trump Partnership Begins

As Rudy prepped for court, Elon Musk’s SpaceX PR team arrived at Trump Tower to finalize the Vice President of the World deal. Musk unveiled a prototype for Trump’s new title: Galactic Commander-in-Chief.

“We’re thinking a holographic desk, zero-gravity press briefings, and an app where you can issue Executive Orders to the entire world with one button,” Musk explained.

Trump was sold. “It’s the most powerful button. People will love it. But the desk—make it gold. And put my name on it. Huge letters.”

Musk nodded. “Done. And I’m renaming Tesla’s autopilot AI after you. We’ll call it ‘The Trump Algorithm.’ It’ll never back down, even when it’s wrong.”

Ivanka beamed. “This is the kind of innovation that defines the Trump legacy.”

The Courtroom Debacle

In Washington, Rudy arrived at the Supreme Court with what he described as “the ultimate legal weapon.” Unfortunately, the weapon appeared to be a PowerPoint slideshow full of Comic Sans text and blurry screenshots of Twitter posts.

The justices, visibly unimpressed, interrupted Rudy’s opening statement. “Mr. Giuliani, where is your evidence?” asked Justice Sotomayor.

Rudy pulled out a bottle of hair dye, holding it aloft like Excalibur. “This is the evidence!” he declared. “Because the truth… is in the details!”

Sidney Powell attempted to interject with her panda theory but was promptly escorted out by security. Outside the courthouse, reporters captured Rudy shouting, “We’ll appeal this all the way to the International Space Court!”

Victory (?) in the War Room

Back at Trump Tower, Trump declared the Supreme Court hearing a success. “We didn’t lose; we strategically withdrew,” he explained, already drafting a press release. “Plus, we’ve got Elon now. Supreme Court doesn’t matter when you’re Supreme Commander of the Galaxy.”

Kimberly Guilfoyle led the team in a raucous cheer, shouting, “The best is yet to come!” as an intern hastily taped a Space Force logo over a map of the United States.

Teaser: Space Is the Limit

What’s next for the Trump-Musk partnership? Will the Supreme Court case resurface in a galaxy far, far away? And will Rudy finally discover how PowerPoint transitions work?

Stay tuned for Episode 5: “Mission Galactic Domination,” where Trump unveils his interplanetary re-election strategy, Eric proposes a moon rally, and Musk tests his new hyperloop system—by accidentally launching Rudy into orbit.

Signing off from the Supreme Victory Suite—until next time.