From the Desk of the “Official Voter Fraud Forensics Intern” (Though no one has explained what that means, and Rudy keeps calling me ‘Skippy.’)
From the Desk of the “Acting Assistant to the Regional Director of Galactic Branding” (Temporarily filling in for Jared while he’s busy Googling ‘How to Lead an Interplanetary Summit.’)
From the Desk of the “Senior Vice President of Swing-State Snack Logistics” (Recently demoted to “Backup Coffee Cup Inventory Specialist” after the Moon Rally popcorn incident.)
