Trump’s ally Matt Gaetz faces damning ethics report, Melania unveils strange festive plans, and the Transitionarium braces for holiday mayhem.
Trump vows mass deportations, eyes Panama Canal “repatriation,” and taps Mark Burnett for a UK show-stopper—festive chaos from the Transitionarium.
Trump’s dinner with Bezos at Mar-a-Lago sparks chaos when Musk appears uninvited and Melania charms the Amazon boss. Inside scoop from the Transitionarium.
CEOs queue at Mar-a-Lago to praise Trump. Inside, he mocks their flattery. A front-row seat to corporate kowtowing, live from the Transitionarium.
Inside the Transitionarium: Trump slams Ukraine policy, mocks climate regs, and tangles with Musk’s clearance troubles. A surreal insider’s update.
Trump’s hush money conviction stands, he teases pardons galore, and “fixes” global wars—dispatch from the Transitionarium’s comedic chaos.
Trump mocks union dockworkers, rebrands Grenell as “Special Emissions” envoy, and dismisses drone worries—straight from the Transitionarium’s chaos.
Trump’s insider reveals frantic schemes to kill daylight savings & quell diaper rumors. A surreal peek from the Transitionarium’s front lines.
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From the Desk of the Newly Appointed ‘International Etiquette Coordinator and Royal Confusion Wrangler’
