TITS - The Inside Trump Show
Making Absurdity Great Again.
A Trump staffer reveals all ...
Trump vows to seize Greenland, mocks Canada’s borders, and slams Panama’s canal deals—all from his Mar-a-Lago carnival. Chaos in the Transitionarium.
Trump’s 2024 win is certified, he claims “Presidential exemption” as ex-CEO, eyes buying Greenland AND Canada, and Canada’s PM quits.
Trump’s ally Matt Gaetz faces damning ethics report, Melania unveils strange festive plans, and the Transitionarium braces for holiday mayhem.
Trump vows mass deportations, eyes Panama Canal “repatriation,” and taps Mark Burnett for a UK show-stopper—festive chaos from the Transitionarium.
Trump’s dinner with Bezos at Mar-a-Lago sparks chaos when Musk appears uninvited and Melania charms the Amazon boss. Inside scoop from the Transitionarium.
CEOs queue at Mar-a-Lago to praise Trump. Inside, he mocks their flattery. A front-row seat to corporate kowtowing, live from the Transitionarium.
Inside the Transitionarium: Trump slams Ukraine policy, mocks climate regs, and tangles with Musk’s clearance troubles. A surreal insider’s update.
Trump’s hush money conviction stands, he teases pardons galore, and “fixes” global wars—dispatch from the Transitionarium’s comedic chaos.
Trump mocks union dockworkers, rebrands Grenell as “Special Emissions” envoy, and dismisses drone worries—straight from the Transitionarium’s chaos.
Trump’s insider reveals frantic schemes to kill daylight savings & quell diaper rumors. A surreal peek from the Transitionarium’s front lines.
From the Desk of the Newly Minted ‘Musk Mystery Manager and Wince-Worthy Policy Whisperer’
From the Desk of the Newly Appointed ‘Ambassador Auditioner and Cross-Border Chaos Conductor’
