Episode 2: The Morning After – “Operation Forever Winner” Unveiled

The morning after Election Day at Trump Tower began with an eerie calm—if you ignored the blaring Fox News highlights and the faint hum of Rudy Giuliani's portable shredder in the corner.

As the team awaited final results, Donald J. Trump, clad in a robe reportedly embroidered with The Chosen One, summoned his inner circle to the freshly renamed Reality Reinforcement Room for a grand unveiling: “Operation Forever Winner.”

The Big Reveal

“This isn’t just about winning the election,” Trump announced, gesturing to a 12-foot-tall gold-plated whiteboard. “It’s about creating a narrative so strong, so huge, that it doesn’t matter who actually won. Folks, this is what winners do!”

The whiteboard was covered in scribbled phrases like “Crowd Size Logic,” “BLAME WINDMILLS,” and “11-Dimensional Chess.” At the top was Trump’s signature in Sharpie, encircled by a crudely drawn crown.

Ivanka, in a pastel power suit, politely clapped as Jared whispered notes into his phone. “This is a branding opportunity,” Ivanka murmured. “We could call it ‘Trump Eternal.’”

Eric, looking visibly confused, raised a hand. “Wait… are we saying we didn’t win?”

“ERIC!” Trump roared. “We won the most anyone’s ever won. Everyone knows that.”

“But…” Eric stammered. “If we won, why are we doing this?”

“That’s the genius part!” Trump exclaimed. “We declare the victory AND the fraud! Both! People will love it. They’ll say, ‘Wow, what a tremendous move.’”

The First Meeting of Operation Forever Winner

The team broke into action. Each member was assigned a crucial role in the campaign:

• Rudy Giuliani, now officially titled “Truth Czar,” brought a map of contested states and a bottle of hair dye, which he referred to as “battle paint.” “I’ll go to Pennsylvania myself if I have to,” he declared, forgetting he was already scheduled to hold a press conference outside a landscaping company later that day.

• Steve Bannon, via Zoom, revealed a plan to storm into election offices with something he called “Freedom Ponchos”—essentially camouflage vests with American flags sewn onto them.

• Kayleigh McEnany, dubbed “Minister of Absolute Convictions,” prepped a press release titled These Votes Smell Rigged: A 17-Point Proof Plan. It featured no actual evidence, but it was “very strongly worded.”

• Eric Trump, officially sidelined after his popcorn debacle, was tasked with running the “Meme Task Force,” which mostly involved recycling 2016 tweets about Hillary Clinton and crossing out her name.

Meanwhile, interns scurried around the room taping up banners reading “STOP THE COUNT (BUT NOT IN ARIZONA).” Kimberly Guilfoyle practiced high-fiving mannequins labeled “Potential Patriots” for an upcoming rally, while Junior tried on a fur-lined parka he insisted would help him connect with “the rugged, everyday voter.”

Trouble in Paradise

Not everyone was on board with the chaos. Melania Trump was spotted at the cappuccino bar muttering something about “another four years of this nonsense” and flicking through a catalog titled Luxury Villas of Eastern Europe.

“Melania, what do you think of ‘Operation Forever Winner?’” Trump asked her over breakfast, waving his golden spoon like a scepter.

“I think,” she replied with a faint smile, “it is tremendous idea.”

Trump beamed. “See? Even the First Lady loves it.”

Plotting the Next Moves

By midday, the team was in full swing. A new slogan, If You Count All the Legal Votes, I Win!, was rolled out. It was immediately complicated by a contradictory follow-up campaign: Count Every Single Vote (Unless We Don’t Like It).

Rudy proposed a bold press event titled Stop the Steal 3000, featuring a live reenactment of ballots being "rescued" from imaginary fraudsters. “We’ll need actors,” he added. “Eric, find some people who look like they’ve voted too many times.”

Jared and Ivanka worked in the background, plotting how to spin this chaos into a Netflix series. “We’re thinking House of Trump, but less subtle,” Jared whispered, already outlining the pilot episode on his iPad.

Teaser: The Legal Blitz

As the day wrapped up, Trump declared the first phase of Operation Forever Winner a success. “We’re so far ahead of the competition they’re not even competing,” he told the room. “Now we just have to crush them in court. Bigly.”

What’s next? A series of increasingly bizarre lawsuits, Rudy’s landscaping press conference disaster, and the introduction of the mysterious figure known only as The Kraken. Stay tuned for Episode 3, where the legal team unleashes its “brilliant” strategies in courtrooms—and parking lots—across the nation.

Signing off from the Reality Reinforcement Room—until next time.